Monday, July 16, 2012

News from WTF is wrong with people!

I had to keep myself from laughing when this girl today was buying a set of Dr Dre Beats Headphones for $259 .... yes $259!!! I can't believe the hype of those things... News Flash - "Beats" by Dr Dre is an EQ (software) setting and the Headphones are made by Monster and are no different that any pair of $19 headphones. Monster of course became famous from and is well-known as the biggest offender in HDMI cable scams that trick consumers into paying $60 for a cable that does the same thing as a $6 cable.

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Here is what the Full "Beats Audio" experience is

1. Redesigned headphone jack – reduces ground noise because it is made out of plastic (so are all $6 cheapies)
2. Discrete headphone amp – more powerful with better stereo separation (on the pc side, not headphones)
3. Dedicated audio island – isolates audio components on the circuit board (again on the pc side, not headphones)
4. Function + B – engages Beats Audio profile (Equalizer setting that enhances Bass - can be done buy increasing the bass on your phone or mp3 player yourself)


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So the only the only part that actually has to do with the headphones is the plastic jack  Baring teeth smile

Hey but at least she has a big red B on the side of her head to impress her friends.

For details see the article below from tunelab:

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http://tunelab.com/2012/01/09/what-exactly-is-beats-audio-update-an-answer/

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Google Plus Is DESTROYING Facebook's Dreams, And Facebook Isn't Playing Fair

David Seaman, Credit Card Outlaw

 google-road-to-google-plus-606-5192465Today's my second day on GooglePlus (add me here, let's explore this thing together!), the new social network from Google that some say might have as many as 20 million new members by this weekend -- it's growing an awful lot faster thanFacebook did.

When you're growing that fast, Facebook's 750 million user base actually doesn't seem insurmountable.

Plus, while Facebook offers access to apps like FarmVille and Mafia Wars, Google has the ultimate embedded app: Google Search.

Anything you find of interest can be broadcast to your social network with a single click or status update, right from the search results or from within your Gmail pane.

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What's so interesting about this is that Facebook is handling the attack in precisely the WRONG way. It's alienating users, rather than being a gentleman.

There have been numerous reports of Facebook shutting down or otherwise blocking access to programs that make the transition from Facebook to Google Plus easier.

One program simply collects yourfriends list, but Facebook allegedly found that unacceptable.

That's intellectual property hubris on a scale that even Apple andMicrosoft would giggle at: Facebook really believes it owns who you're friends with? That's absolutely ridiculous.

This company had an opportunity to do the right thing -- perhaps an open letter from its CEO: "We understand there are some new social networking choices out there on the market, so we want to make sharing on those platforms and experimenting as easy as possible for you."

If you let people do something, they tend to lose interest in doing it -- especially online.

But censor them or restrict them from doing something and... well, you've just created massive interest and demand. Now everyone is going to switch to Google Plus, just out of curiosity... to see what Facebook "doesn't want you to see."

My prediction stands: Google Plus is a major, major problem for Facebook.

 

And rather than scoring a classy PR win, Facebook has turned into the desperate ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend who makes it intentionally difficult to explore after the break up.

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Add me on Google+. I'm deleting my Facebook account next week. If you need an invite, leave your email address in the comments section below.

Is Google Plus actually a better product? It took me a few hours to get used to the different format, but yes, I believe it's better. Better control over who sees your information, excellent integration with Gmail, and no clunky "friend requests."

It's not light years ahead of Facebook. But it's an enhancement. And if this is what Google is offering right out of the gate, imagine how good it could be in the coming weeks and months as new features are introduced.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

APM is broken

…or at least it’s not delivering on its promise of improving performance

Transparent_Full The value of Application Performance Management (APM) is perceived as “less than fair.” Over 80% of large and mid-sized organizations worldwide have made multi-million dollar investments in APM solutions with the expectation that these capabilities would reduce their production outages, quickly pinpoint the precise root causes of issues during these incidents, and speed time to resolution. In a show-of-hands at Interop 2011 during the ‘Service Delivery Management’ panel session moderated by Jim Metzler, an industry-recognized expert in network technology and business applications, NONE of the attendees agreed that APM was working well at their organizations and only 2 agreed it was performing fair, putting the remaining 70+ people in the “less than fair category.”

It’s worth repeating – millions of dollars have been invested in APM. Yet, according to NIST, four out of every five dollars of the total cost of ownership of an application are spent and directly attributable to finding and fixing problems post-deployment.

If you are not familiar with APM or how it is specifically defined, Gartner and others have outlined APM capabilities as covering these five functional dimensions:

  1. End-user experience monitoring
  2. Application runtime architecture discovery and modeling
  3. User-defined transaction profiling (also called Business Transaction Management)
  4. Application component deep-dive monitoring
  5. Application data analytics

As a panelist, along with my peers, we discussed this disconnect between expected and delivered value and speculated as to the reasons behind it. Here are a few of the observations we had.

  1. Most APM solutions focus on object-based system monitoring, with a constant stream of alerts, and a problem-based environmental picture. This results in an overwhelmed (thousands of alerts per hour) Network Operations Center (NOC) which often only has a handful of 7×24 operators.
  2. The complexity of an APM implementation into an enterprise prohibits widespread adoption of a solution across the infrastructure, application, and business unit ecosystem. When incidents happen, they can occur anywhere in the system and are often impacted through several layers of dependencies.
  3. The focus of IT management and spending has been on implementation of new hardware technologies enabling larger throughput and capacity (e.g. 40Gig devices) rather than management of application performance. This seems to be occurring because the given roles and responsibilities of IT decision-makers are aligned more with Infrastructure rather than Applications.
  4. The rise of Cloud and Mobile infrastructures is introducing new and unplanned-for performance risks. New skills and approaches to performance are required to manage the complexity of these new infrastructures.
  5. Best practices of Application Performance Engineering (APE) are only now being introduced into organizations, and a proactive approach to building performance into the entire development lifecycle, before application deployment and before the point of performance monitoring, is not yet pervasive – the need is recognized, but budget and resources are not yet aligned with the need.

We think this show-of-hands needs to be viewed as a wake-up call:
Application Performance is something we all need to recognize as a major risk, and, in parallel, we need to accelerate awareness of the importance and value of proactively mitigating application performance issues prior to production.

Business success depends on this; we don’t have the luxury of time and must act now. As one of the APM industry leaders in the session stated, “Issues with the performance of business-critical applications can cause deterioration of an organization’s business performance. Slow or not readily available applications that support key business processes can cause revenue loss, and decline in customer satisfaction, employee productivity or brand reputation.”

Please leave a reply and submit your comments below. Seeking supporting or opposing views, as we seek to move the status quo, and look to maximize the value from the APM investments through implementing complimentary APE capabilities.

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Written by: todd.decapua - who has written 1 posts on Application Performance Engineering Blog – Shunra Software.

Todd DeCapua is one of the technology industry's most respected thought leaders on Application Performance Engineering and a renowned speaker, author and visionary. Mr. DeCapua's IT & QA background encompasses nearly all industries and over 70 organizations with extensive consulting experience -- before joining Shunra in 2010, he held senior leadership roles both within IT Development and IT Infrastructure. His expertise includes application development, global project management, partnership strategy, collaborative methods like Agile Scrum, infrastructure architecture, business continuity and disaster recovery. In 2009 he was invited to sit on the HP Customer Advisory Board for LoadRunner & Performance Center; in 2010 named HP Software Universe "Best & Brightest" and Vivit Worldwide Leader of the Year. He is also a certified ScrumMaster, Scrum Practitioner, and Six Sigma Green Belt; and is also accredited with an MBA, Concentration in Finance.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Top Ten Reasons Why Apple Sucks More Than George Bush

I read this and had to share.

George W's presidency and Apple's trendy comeback will probably go down in history as one of the most baffling co-occurring mental illnesses in millennial American history. If I took a bet on who will leave a deeper hole in the growing emptiness of the American conscience, it would be evil iProduce for the win!

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1. iArrogance

Bush thinks he's a genius, but constantly reminds us he's not. Apple thinks they're geniuses, and you're a moron.

2. iNherently Evil

90% of the world hates Bush, and knows why. 90% of the world hates Apple, and they have no clue why.

3. iDesuetude

Bush can only serve eight years and despite his failures, his term will end - we can start anew. Apple's term has lasted 32 years and despite it's failures - it shows no signs of ending. There is no God and Apple killed Nietzsche.

4. iDiscrimination

Bush makes fat people richer. Apple bashes fat people on national television.

5. iCyborg

Bush sounds like a computer when he speaks. Steve Jobs makes love to computers while he speaks.

6. iVanity

Bush wants to conquer parts of the world in the name of defeating terrorism. Apple wants to name the entire world after it's favorite computer... for no reason at all.

7. Boredom iFactor

Bush's addresses can put you to sleep in under five minutes. Steve Jobs' addresses make you want to poke out your eyes, tear off your ears, and hit yourself in the kidneys after 60 grueling minutes.

8. iDeficit

Bush wants us to spend hundreds of billions of dollars to repair Iraq. Apple wants us to spend hundreds of billions of dollars to replace our rectangle iPods with square ones.

9. iUgliness

Bush dresses like a stiff capital pig. Apple representatives dress like members of the Blue Man Group.

10. iWarming

Bush's decisions make lands far far away overheat. Apple makes everything in your house overheat.

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Sad thing is, George Bush probably can't even operate a Mac.

 

*Posted by thegecko

GeoCaching… Worldwide Hide and Seek

Geocaching is a high-tech treasure hunting game played throughout the world by adventure seekers equipped with GPS devices. The basic idea is to locate hidden containers, called geocaches, outdoors and then share your experiences online. Geocaching is enjoyed by people from all age groups, with a strong sense of community and support for the environment.

So I decided to find my first geocache with the help of my gps enabled phone. I was amazed to find that there were so many geocaches hidden so close to me. Going to the Geocaching.com website you can see in the image below how many there are in just the South Sarasota area.

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I found one just a few blocks from my house that was called a “microcache” which means it was about the size of a film canister. I loaded an app on my Android phone called c:geo and set off to find the geocache.

The gps took me to within a few meters of where the geocache was hidden and I began looking for it in some bushes because one of the clues was “green cover”.

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After ten minutes of searching I finally noticed a slight change in the green color, only to realize that there was some silk plant parts in the actual bushes.

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When I pulled back the silk plants I discovered my first geocache   that had been there since 2007YAZOO_SMILIES BIG_SMILEIMAG0369Inside was a log sheet with signatures of others that had been here and found it over the years

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The second geocache I took my 2 daughters with me to let them look for treasure. We parked near a trail in Oscar Scherer Park and walked down a dirt trail for about 1000ft watching the gps the whole way.

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This one was off the trail about 20ft  and in an ammo canister. 
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It was filled with a log book and a bunch of treasures left by other geocachers IMAG0375 We signed the log book and collected a treasure (Hailey picked up a gold coin and Heather picked up an Alvin) to drop off at the next spot.

IMAG0376 Along the way we were able to enjoy the beautiful scenery and the fact that we weren’t sitting inside watching cartoons surfing the Internet.

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Geocaching is a great thing to do with your family because it will allow you to be adventurous and find new areas that you may have never been to. They come in all different sizes and usually contain items that people have left there for the next person to find. They even have trackable items that when some one finds they take it to the next place and it gets logged online so you can watch as your item travels from treasure seeker to treasure seeker all over the world. 

Go to Geocaching.com to get started playing this worldwide game that actually gets you off your lazy butt and experience what the world has to offer.

Easy Steps to Geocaching
  1. Register for a free Basic Membership.
  2. Click "Hide & Seek a Cache."
  3. Enter your postal code and click "search."
  4. Choose any geocache from the list and click on its name.
  5. Enter the coordinates of the geocache into your GPS Device.
  6. Use your GPS device to assist you in finding the hidden geocache.
  7. Sign the logbook and return the geocache to its original location.
  8. Share your geocaching stories and photos online.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Live my Life Backwards!

"In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!"
Woody Allen

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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Upside Down Ignorance??????

Because of the type of work I do as a consultant, I am in hotel rooms 75% of my time. I noticed a long time ago when hotels started to install the nice arched curtain rods in the showers. I really like these because they give so much more room when you are in the shower. However, my anal qualities begin to get the best of me when I noticed that the shower rod was installed upside down. When these are installed there is a little raised part at the end on “top” that the shower curtain rings slide over on both ends.

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The reason for this is so the ends will stay in place and you won’t have a gap between the shower curtain and the wall and this keeps water from getting all over the floor. The one drawback with these curtain rods is that they have a tendency to sag so that the center of the rod sits a little lower than the ends making the shower curtain want to move to the center. This little problem was corrected by the inventor my making these humps on the ends the rod to keep the curtain where it belongs and the floor dry.

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The first time I noticed this I just laughed to myself and thought that the maintenance people made a mistake, but 12 hotels later I started to wonder if I was the only one in the world that understood what those little humps where for.

I began to think there was some special reason that every shower rod in every hotel was installed upside down. I started searching on Google for a valid explanation to this mass phenomena, and what did I find… Nothing at all except for a few other people that noticed this same thing in hotels all over the world.

The funny part is that hotels are beginning to have a issue with water leaking on the floor from the shower. Obviously because the curtain won’t stay on the ends as I have explained due to the fact that the shower rods ends are all upside down. But, to my surprise the solution that the hotels have come up with is to spend more money and install splash shields on all the tubs to help combat the mysterious water puddles they have started to see in everyone's room. IMAG0021Think of the cost of a hotel chain buying splash shields for every tub, extra time in room cleanup, and how much extra laundry because of all the wet towels that are used trying to sop up the puddles. I can just imagine how much money Marriott alone would save by just flipping the ends the right way on their shower rods.

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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them… well, then maybe you're stupid.

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Stupidity is an Epidemic

Johnny Carson was the king of late-night television because he understood what the masses wanted, and who the masses were. He also left us with a stable of memorable characters, including Floyd R. Turbo, voice of the silent majority, who spoke out on important issues of the day. floyd

The only problem was that Turbo’s opinions were borne out of ignorance and based on misinformation. Speaking about nuclear energy, Turbo said, “What’s all the fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?” About baseball, Floyd observed, “Baseball was meant to be played on real grass, with no designated hitter, and all white guys.” And on the subject of hunting, he said,”If God didn’t want us to hunt, he wouldn’t have given us plaid shirts.”

Thirty years ago, Floyd R. Turbo was merely a send-up of what we thought was a minority mindset. Little did we know then that Carson’s creation would survive the creator and become a driving force in American politics.

Today you can see vestiges of Floyd Turbo at every town-hall meeting, except that in addition to being ignorant, these nouveau Floyds are also angry. They think Obama is trying to form death panels to euthanize older people. They think that making healthcare affordable is socialized medicine. And they think a government option is unfair to the private insurance companies that routinely deny claims and drop coverage.

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It’s easy to blame Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin for the steady stream of misinformation being disseminated about health care reform. But the bigger question is, “How did we as a nation get so stupid that we would swallow flawed information so readily?” Rick Shenkman, a columnist for Tomdispatch.com, and author of several books, including Just How Stupid Are We?, theorizes that there are five defining characteristics of stupidity: ignorance, negligence, wooden-headedness, shortsightedness and bone-headedness.

The first characteristic of stupidity refers to ignorance of critical facts about important events in the news, and ignorance of how our government functions.

The second, negligence, is our disinclination to seek reliable sources of information about important news events. Wooden-headedness is the inclination to believe what we want to believe regardless of the facts. Short sightedness is when we support public policies that run contrary to the country’s long-term interests. And bone-headedness is our susceptibility to meaningless phrases, stereotypes, irrational biases and simplistic diagnosis and solutions that play on our hopes and fears.

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Carson was no scholar, but he knew something three decades ago that it took pollsters and social scientists years to figure out. We as a nation have been stupid for a long time, even before Rush and Sarah were born. The University of Michigan began conducting National Election Studies as far back as the 1940s, and their most recent conclusion is that a tiny percentage of Americans know a lot about politics. About 50 percent know enough to answer simple questions. And the rest know next to nothing. Meanwhile, by the 1990s, political scientists Michael Carpini and Scott Keeter reported that there was little difference between the knowledge of parents in the 1950s versus parents a decade later.

So just how stupid are we today? According to a Gallup poll, 18 percent of Americans think the sun revolves around the earth. Twenty-four percent of us can’t name the country we fought in the Revolutionary War. A majority of Americans can’t name a single branch of government, nearly half don’t know how many United States Senators we have in each state, and more than half of all Americans cannot name their congressman. And get this: Though most Americans say they are religious and claim to be familiar with both the Old and New Testaments, half of us don’t know that Judaism is older than Christianity. Think about that for a minute.

Comedian Bill Maher recently noted that “ignorance has life-and-death consequences.” bush_huntingHe cited as an example that on the eve of the Iraq war, 69 percent of Americans thought Saddam Hussein was personally involved in the 9-11 attacks. But four years later, after irrefutable evidence to the contrary, 34 percent still believed the same way. Some of those 34 percent were GOP lawmakers who continued to support George Bush’s war, resulting in the needless deaths of 5,000 American soldiers, and a half-million innocent Iraqi men, women and children.

 

Okay, so the majority of Americans are stupid, and have been for generations, but what does all of that ignorance portend for the next generation? Sadly, most young people have no interest in news and current events. They don’t read newspapers, and only 11 percent actually click on the news page when surfing the internet. In fact, most young folks don’t read anything of substance at all.

bush_dailymirror_dumb_people A study by the National Endowment for the Arts found that in 1982, 60 percent of people ages 18 to 24 read literature, but that by 2004, that number had dropped to 43 percent. This means that a cycle of ignorance is not only continuing in America, but that it is growing, and we are nurturing an increasing number of Floyd R. Turbos to take our place in the future.

In one of his editorials, Turbo, sounding much like Sarah Palin today, said, “Remember, being an American means being powerful, proud and pushy. And in conclusion, let me finish by ending.” Unfortunately, pride and power driven by ignorance is a growing problem in this country. Just attend a town hall meeting, listen to talk radio, or watch Fox News.


Increasingly, Americans are unashamed by their own stupidity, and they don’t care who suffers because of their ignorant objections to much needed reforms. If all of this bothers you, just write to one of your state’s 10 United States senators. But do it before their two-year term is up.




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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Nerd, Geek, or Moron…

Geek

Nerd = Somebody who goes to Star Trek conventions in full Klingon regalia and/or Spock Ears. May also be a WoW addict or other shut-in. Japanophile versions refer to themselves as "Otaku" thinking it's a compliment or Japanese for "Geek" (see below).

Geek = Somebody who goes to E3 and tech conventions. Builds computers for nerds and morons. May also program their own apps and software. Usually pompous and feign exasperation when asked to help fix computers although it's what they live for.

Moron = Person who thinks the internet was invented sometime around 2000 by Google. Refers to a computer tower as the "Hard Drive". May be a Facebook or twitter addict but simple html is a foreign concept. May own an iPhone or other smartphone but only because it's trendy, they need a geek to help them get it working. A sure sign is when you open their browser and they have 12 toolbars installed.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Can you read?

"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you can raed tihs, psot it to yuor wlal. Olny 55% of plepoe can."

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