Thursday, January 21, 2010

Can you read?

"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you can raed tihs, psot it to yuor wlal. Olny 55% of plepoe can."

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Association for the Annihilation of Paranoids

If you're paranoid, then we're out to get you.

The organization is now five years old, and our membership is larger than ever. It is estimated that one out of every four people on Earth is now a devoted member. The secret language has been perfected-- it allows us to talk freely, and sounds just like normal small talk. Also, we have an order of special agents who are particularly dangerous, and are all disguised as normal people. Our goal is the annihilation of all paranoid people.

The original theory of this group is to keep people from regarding paranoia as a psychological disorder.

Once this organization was established, people really were out to get paranoid people. Now, however, we mainly focus on our own secret plans.

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