Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Association for the Annihilation of Paranoids

If you're paranoid, then we're out to get you.

The organization is now five years old, and our membership is larger than ever. It is estimated that one out of every four people on Earth is now a devoted member. The secret language has been perfected-- it allows us to talk freely, and sounds just like normal small talk. Also, we have an order of special agents who are particularly dangerous, and are all disguised as normal people. Our goal is the annihilation of all paranoid people.

The original theory of this group is to keep people from regarding paranoia as a psychological disorder.

Once this organization was established, people really were out to get paranoid people. Now, however, we mainly focus on our own secret plans.

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